Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
Reading Mckmama's Not Me post this morning has not caused me to seriously crave McNuggets, and I certainly won't be hitting the drive through as soon as I am done with this post...I am trying to grow a healthy baby after all!
Most Sundays I do not wear a dress to church because I dislike playing the organ in a dress. My organ has a full pedalboard and it just seems so unladylike. Since yesterday was Easter, I made an exception - which presented one problem - what to do about pantyhose. Since I never wear dresses I just could not bring myself to spend money on maternity pantyhose. My solution? Thigh highs. It seemed perfect.
It was not me who failed to realize that thigh highs just don't work for women with bird legs. I was not struggling to keep them up all through church. Nor was I horrified to realize one was down around my calf while I was going through the buffet for lunch. I was not certain that half the restaurant was pointing and laughing. Oh no...not me!