Are you feeling guilty for failing to return that great magazine that the mailman accidentally put in your mail box rather than your neighbors? Hoping that nobody is waiting for that library book you've had for three months? Then Not Me! Monday is just for you. It's a time for all of us to confess our shortcomings laugh with each other.
I did not, at any point this week, stay in my PJ's until 2PM.
This did not happen on a day that I had taken off to install Windows 7 on my sweet new Seagate Barracuda 1TB SATA drive. Nor am I so much of a geek that I would actually find a hard drive cool.
And that copy of 7 has not been sitting on my desk waiting to be installed since Oct 22, while I continued to use the beta version. I'm always on top of these things.
On that very morning I did not begin making a late pancake breakfast and take a quick minute to see if Firefox was done installing.
This did not happen because of that quick minute.
I was not at any point relieved that I have yet to plastic a few of our windows....
...so that I could air out the house. Nor would I ever open the windows when it is 33 degrees outside.
*** Yes, my non-frozen tundra dwelling friends, we do actually do plastic over the windows here. And I would never wait until December to do this.
I did not put the pancakes that I
burned did not burn outside to cool....
Only to check back later and discover this cat:
from this Not Me! post eating the pancakes.
I did not wish at that moment that I had poisoned the pancakes first.
Nope, not me!