Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
I did not swish around the dirty clothes soaking in a bucket in the laundry room and then wipe my hands on a blue towel, only to realize they smell strangely like bleach!
I have never used the kitchen towels to wipe up dog pee. I am always on top of our household inventory and would never run out of paper towels.
I did not utter a minor cuss word in church when the organ went out during worship. For that matter, I would never go several months without checking the tubes to make sure the minor worship emergencies don't happen.
**Yes, I failed to mention here that I am the organist, so I was sitting in front of 350 people playing the organ when suddenly it stopped making sound. Yep. It was bad.
I have not, even once swore when being woke up at 5:30 in the morning again by this crying cat.
Nor have I thrown rocks at it.
Or shot a BB at it.
I would never speed up when seeing this cat cross the street in front of my car because I love when cats that aren't mine poop in my garden, leave dead things in my driveway, get my dogs all riled up, and wake me up at 5:30 every morning by crying in my window - apparently wanting to get into my house!
I have not thought about leaving a strongly worded letter in my neighbors mail box about their neglected cat.
Nor have I thought about dropping this "stray" off at the humane society.
Nope not me!