Me: "T, why are you still in bed, you're going to be late for school."
T: "I'm too tired to get up, I lost an hour of sleep last night."
Me (a little confused): "How did you lose an hour of sleep?"
T: "Because of daylight savings!"
Me: " Ummm......... That was Saturday night and you gained an hour, so get up!"
True story, folks.